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The Fluke News Staff
Oct 22, 20241 min read
Greek Life Isn’t Greek?!?! Dismayed Freshmen Spotted in Togas on East Campus
DURHAM, N.C.— Durham fraternity members are reportedly “deeply frustrated” by toga-clad students swarming Greek life events. Various East...
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The Fluke News Staff
Feb 26, 20242 min read
Lucky girl gets to relive youth by spending 30 minutes covering pimple
DURHAM, N.C.—Sarah Lerman is a pretty typical 30-something-year-old. She is unhappily married and has a steady job as an accountant. She...
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The Fluke News Staff
Jan 19, 20242 min read
Freshman ventures to Whole Foods, proud of themselves for bursting Duke bubble
DURHAM, N.C.—Freshman year offers a vast array of new experiences to wide-eyed youngsters, eager to spread their wings and soar into the...
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The Fluke News Staff
Jan 19, 20241 min read
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Sent Upstate
DURHAM, N.C.—When Melissa Peterson (P ‘24) came home late one Friday night, she was disappointed not to see Cooper (No one knows) hanging...
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