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The Fluke News Staff
Oct 22, 20191 min read
Report: Even white friend thinks your self deprecating jokes about your race are "a little too much"
DURHAM, NC—While you have been using stereotypes of your own race to fit into your white friend group, your latest rounds of...
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The Fluke News Staff
Oct 21, 20191 min read
Start ‘Em Young: Shooters bus now stopping at Durham Public Schools
DURHAM, NC—Following the success of the Shooters bus stops at Duke, the popular bar has decided to extend its services to Durham Public...
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The Fluke News Staff
Oct 19, 20191 min read
Somebody tooted…
DURHAM, NC—This past week some little stinker let a little stinker slip out. Oopsie! Bad smell, guys! My buddy asked me, “Who ripped...
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The Fluke News Staff
Oct 17, 20191 min read
Woke king always asks for consent, just doesn’t take no for an answer
DURHAM, NC—The rise of the Me Too movement has inspired local feminist Charlie Nicholls to begin respectfully asking women for consent....
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The Fluke News Staff
Oct 10, 20191 min read
Op-ed: Is he attractive or just unavailable?
DURHAM, NC—Often times, it’s important to take a step back and reevaluate: is that guy really your dream man, or is he just unavailable...
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The Fluke News Staff
Sep 25, 20191 min read
Now homeless DSig brothers takeover Allen building
ALLEN BUILDING—Members of the Delta Sigma Phi Fraternity moved to occupy the Allen Building on Sunday in a bid to bring attention to what...
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The Fluke News Staff
Sep 20, 20191 min read
Adorable! Local boy thinks he discovered BROCKHAMPTON
DURHAM, NC—Aaron Hartung has been spotted at several parties asking girls if they know BROCKHAMPTON. Upon being told that yes, they do...
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The Fluke News Staff
Sep 18, 20191 min read
Your roommate's not an introvert, they just hate you
EAST CAMPUS — While the awkward head nods, the forced smiles when you make eye contact, and the often absent responses to your attempts...
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The Fluke News Staff
Feb 12, 20191 min read
After getting into their top choice, SLG rushee now vocally opposes the rush process
ALSPAUGH DORM, EAST CAMPUS—A mere two weeks after accepting a bid in Maxwell House, Duke first-year Cindy Ridley is taking a hard stance...
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The Fluke News Staff
Jan 17, 20191 min read
Freshman rushing RDU
NC 147-S—Fraternity and sorority rush season is officially here, which means students across campus such as freshman Joe Green are...
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The Fluke News Staff
Jan 17, 20191 min read
Duke study shows new form of colorblindness that prevents frat brothers from seeing non-pastel color
DURHAM, NC—A recent Duke study conducted by Dr. Pyotr McAdams has revealed a novel form of colorblindness that prevents the afflicted...
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