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The Fluke News Staff
Nov 25, 20242 min read
Duke students deemed enemies of democracy after revelation that 0% of current undergrads voted in pivotal 2000 election
DURHAM, N.C.—A recent study conducted by the Pew Research Center sent shockwaves through Duke’s campus. According to the nonpartisan fact...
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The Fluke News Staff
Nov 10, 20242 min read
White guy with buzzcut and zero self-awareness afraid of people finding out he's Republican
DURHAM, N.C.—While Jackson Reagan (P ‘27) loves a lot of things about Duke, he takes issue with one tiny aspect of the school. “When I...
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The Fluke News Staff
Nov 10, 20242 min read
Nope, not touching it: Stuff is probably going down in the Middle East but we’re applying for jobs
DURHAM, N.C.—Alarming reports have been pouring in for over a year now that there are things currently happening in the Middle East. More...
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The Fluke News Staff
Nov 10, 20241 min read
Marxist student receives Laundrymen service
DURHAM, N.C.—While not studying for his economics classes, Max Lennon (T ‘26) can often be found on campus perusing various leftist...
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