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About The Fluke News
"Not the best thing I've ever read."
– Vincent Price
Race. Gender. Class. The modern university faces crucial questions at every turn. And Duke responds. The administrators race to see who can be most out-of-touch, DSG yells at each other while wearing robes, and the Chronicle regurgitates all of it the next day, formatted for your convenience into neat, watery paragraphs. And so the news cycle spins interminably on like an East Campus washing machine.
Founded in 2019, The Fluke News is here to end the madness and replace it with our own. We’re here to tell the hard truths, and the easy untruths. And most importantly, we’re here to have a few good laughs. Welcome to The Fluke News—the least accurate source for Duke news.
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